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metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;

Laughs because I’m from Washington and I curse like every other fuckin word especially when I’m tired.

THE VA ONE IS TRUE 

MY MOM SAW A KID DO A 360 SPIN ON THE ICE IN HIS TRUCK. ONCE HE STOPPED THE SPIN, HE PULLED OVER TO GET OUT. MY MOM STOPPED TO MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY AND HE BELTED OUT “I SPUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER” HE LOOKED UP AND SAW HER AND WAS “OH MAN I’M SO SORRY MA’AM.” 

WE CURSE EVERY OTHER WORD  BUT WE KNOW OUR MANNERS

Omg haha I am courteous and I do curse a lot. Hahaha! This makes sense.

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FACEBOOK VS TUMBLR. LOTR edition

happii-saur:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

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Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a Facebook message:

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someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

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Loses a friend on Facebook:

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Loses a follower on Tumblr:

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Error on Facebook:

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Error on Tumblr:

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Scrolling through Facebook:

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Scrolling through Tumblr:

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Facebook at 2am:

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Tumblr at 2am:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

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