Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;
Laughs because I’m from Washington and I curse like every other fuckin word especially when I’m tired.
THE VA ONE IS TRUE
MY MOM SAW A KID DO A 360 SPIN ON THE ICE IN HIS TRUCK. ONCE HE STOPPED THE SPIN, HE PULLED OVER TO GET OUT. MY MOM STOPPED TO MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY AND HE BELTED OUT “I SPUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER” HE LOOKED UP AND SAW HER AND WAS “OH MAN I’M SO SORRY MA’AM.”
WE CURSE EVERY OTHER WORD BUT WE KNOW OUR MANNERS
Omg haha I am courteous and I do curse a lot. Hahaha! This makes sense.